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Párek 02.12.2007 22:18	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2LSsyrYrc0&eurl= Alkohol je náš nepřítel ale jak řekl Žižka:"Nepřátel se nebojme a na množství nehledme!!!" My pereme na 40, ale my pereme na 1940
Párek 02.12.2007 16:05	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwI_uSaguqU&feature=related Alkohol je náš nepřítel ale jak řekl Žižka:"Nepřátel se nebojme a na množství nehledme!!!" My pereme na 40, ale my pereme na 1940
SirPesZ 02.12.2007 14:25	Tohle je taky dobrý :-). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VTWhbIqlkA&feature=related Naposledy upraveno: 02.12.2007 14:31, SirPesZ Welcome to my world of death and pain
Párek 02.12.2007 13:59	Jak dopadl film Statecne srdce http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdQzQutzK4E Alkohol je náš nepřítel ale jak řekl Žižka:"Nepřátel se nebojme a na množství nehledme!!!" My pereme na 40, ale my pereme na 1940
deXter 02.12.2007 08:35	hm pekny kreteni, pak se dite nebude bat kobry a bude se divit co mu provede :D k tomu accountu: nejvic owned :D jak muze bejt nekdo tak blbej :p
Fox 01.12.2007 21:35	zuby odtranili kuli tomu aby to dite nezaclo nhned brecet :D aby to byl delsi klip... zlazy odstranili taky pac kobra prece muze ten jed plivat na celkem dalku :) You can't predict your future, but you can follow your dreams.
Jack 01.12.2007 18:22	Na Chucka Norrise :)
defila 01.12.2007 18:05	zuby jedovaty nejso, jen jedovy zlazy ktery usti v zubech, takcze ji zuby mohli nechat... a az budu chtit zabit 20 slonu tak vim na koho se obratit :) Když jsem byl dítě celé noci jsem se modlil, aby mi Bůh seslal nové kolo. Pak jsem pochopil, že takhle Bůh nepracuje. Tak jsem kolo ukradl a požádal ho o odpuštění.
Jack 01.12.2007 16:45	No jed a zuby jedovy..nic asi vic..
Falcon 01.12.2007 16:41	dál to radši netočili... Někde sem viděl, že jed čerstvě narozené kobry zabije člověka a jed dospělé by zabil 20 slonů... Samozřejmě, že nikdo neví co všechno z té kobry vykuchali aby nekousala :) Naposledy upraveno: 01.12.2007 16:42, Falcon xaxaxaxax
Jack 01.12.2007 15:11	Kobra je jedovata co?
~stx#. 01.12.2007 14:03	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv4LtpCtcow&feature=related I hate the way that even though you know you're wrong, you say you're right. I hate the books you read and all your friends, yer music's shite, it keeps me up all night up all night.
Párek 01.12.2007 10:29	stary ale dobry :-) Alkohol je náš nepřítel ale jak řekl Žižka:"Nepřátel se nebojme a na množství nehledme!!!" My pereme na 40, ale my pereme na 1940
~stx#. 01.12.2007 09:58	Odkaz http://10nej.blogspot.com/2007/10/patn-chovan-ve-vzen.html a z tohodle nemuzu nejvic :D http://www.super.cz/vtipky/9502-ty-si-ten-internet-neodpustis-ani-ted.html Naposledy upraveno: 01.12.2007 10:07, ~stx#. I hate the way that even though you know you're wrong, you say you're right. I hate the books you read and all your friends, yer music's shite, it keeps me up all night up all night.
Ladron 30.11.2007 22:13	jestli je to real.. tak je to nejvíc vál.. ale nevěřím tomu :) Nemožné je jen silné slovo, které kolem sebe rozhazují malí lidé, kteří si myslí, že je snadnější žít ve světě, kde budou jen dostávat, místo toho, aby objevovali sílu, která to dokáže změnit. Nemožné není fakt. Je to postoj. Nemožné není tvrzení. Je to v
Fox 30.11.2007 21:22	hhh mazec :D You can't predict your future, but you can follow your dreams.
~stx#. 30.11.2007 20:02	tyvole ja asi chcipnu :DDD I hate the way that even though you know you're wrong, you say you're right. I hate the books you read and all your friends, yer music's shite, it keeps me up all night up all night.
defila 30.11.2007 17:33	nevim zda to tady uz nebylo, ani to moc vtipny neni, spis ze zivota :) br0kenrabbit says: hi Greg_ValveOLS says: good evening br0kenrabbit says: What's ip? br0kenrabbit says: up? Greg_ValveOLS says: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team br0kenrabbit says: On MSN? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes br0kenrabbit says: Why? Greg_ValveOLS says: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information br0kenrabbit says: My information? Greg_ValveOLS says: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you? br0kenrabbit says: No. I don't even have it written down. Greg_ValveOLS says: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format? br0kenrabbit says: Well... Greg_ValveOLS says: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L br0kenrabbit says: Well Greg_ValveOLS says: dont worry this connect it secure br0kenrabbit says: Can I be honest with you, Greg? Greg_ValveOLS says: k br0kenrabbit says: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either. br0kenrabbit says: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see. Greg_ValveOLS says: huh? Greg_ValveOLS says: bs br0kenrabbit says: Trace it. Greg_ValveOLS says: how br0kenrabbit says: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter. Greg_ValveOLS says: oh k br0kenrabbit says: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password. br0kenrabbit says: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account. Greg_ValveOLS says: why? br0kenrabbit says: Have you read the ToS? Greg_ValveOLS says: Tod? Greg_ValveOLS says: tos br0kenrabbit says: terms of service Greg_ValveOLS says: were? br0kenrabbit says: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account. Greg_ValveOLS says: why br0kenrabbit says: I just told you why Greg_ValveOLS says: br0kenrabbit says: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay? Greg_ValveOLS says: k br0kenrabbit says: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes. Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxx xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Is this you? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Are you the only user of this account? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Okay, and what is the username Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Okay. br0kenrabbit says: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. Greg_ValveOLS says: some. dude Greg_ValveOLS says: m br0kenrabbit says: Do you always log on from the same IP? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: And who is your internet providers, your ISP? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information. Greg_ValveOLS says: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite? br0kenrabbit says: What is your city of residence? br0kenrabbit says: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far. Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Illinios? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes br0kenrabbit says: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off. Greg_ValveOLS says: why br0kenrabbit says: So I can update your account. Greg_ValveOLS says: can I play 2 nite Greg_ValveOLS says: clan fight Greg_ValveOLS says: wont win without me heh br0kenrabbit says: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Give me just a moment. br0kenrabbit says: Try to log in now. Greg_ValveOLS says: k Greg_ValveOLS says: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@? br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: did u ban me???????????>WHY br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: what br0kenrabbit says: Valve will never ask for your username and password. Greg_ValveOLS says: what???? br0kenrabbit says: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt. Greg_ValveOLS says: omg dude wtf why? br0kenrabbit says: Why were you trying to steal my account? Greg_ValveOLS says: i wanst br0kenrabbit says: Then why were you asking for my information? Greg_ValveOLS says: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: dude pleas Greg_ValveOLS says: what br0kenrabbit says: Go mow some yards, female dog Když jsem byl dítě celé noci jsem se modlil, aby mi Bůh seslal nové kolo. Pak jsem pochopil, že takhle Bůh nepracuje. Tak jsem kolo ukradl a požádal ho o odpuštění.
Jack 30.11.2007 17:18	tohle sem videl ale je to takovy dost nechutny :)
~stx#. 30.11.2007 16:43	na to by me nikdo nedostal :D I hate the way that even though you know you're wrong, you say you're right. I hate the books you read and all your friends, yer music's shite, it keeps me up all night up all night.
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